Morning all. Would just like to ask the CDO what on earth "side screens" are? Is it like side air bags? Would also like to welcome another new editorial member on board the website, a certain Mr Ainscoe. Just thinking about young (at heart) Mike, he's trained under a wise master (CDO) and also painted a fence, so does that mean he's qualified to be the karate kid?

I have decided on a new approach which is going to guarantee our future success ... a new pre-match meal. All say "yum" now!