There's a tragedy to report folks.

Big Bird Russ has broken his ankle. When questioned as to how he did this, his brother Cliff informed me "He fell over on the drive". This is a new one on me, he normally falls over on the patented Brooks one-kneed sweep!

Get well soon, Birdy.

And you lot, get an early night. No excuses of "I was up all night watching Big Brother" when you turn up bleary eyed and in a right state. Matt, you're excused, we wouldn't know the difference!