Wednesday, July 9

Terrific to be back last night at nets, folks, and getting back into the swing of things. The evening was of course highlighted by the CDO's brutal assault of Mr Murray with the ball. Probably the first time he's ever bullied anyone with ball in hand.

And probably the last.

It was delightful to see Dickie P, now known as vishnupeacock, the fertility god, who turned up in an immaculately pressed shirt and tie. He emphasised his godlike status by at first pretending to be reluctant to bowl and then mowing through Ross's defence first ball. There is no end to this man's talents.

Indeed, it is to Richard's former club, Kirkby Malzeard, that we turn for inspiration. Now here is a tale and a half ...