Rats! My secret life has been exposed. It is true, folks, I really am a member of the Surrey Bottle Collectors Club (scroll down page on link!), though I can't remember why I wanted those dolls heads ...

Meanwhile, there is some truly scary stuff online about you lot. Check out the Bearded Wonder aka Cliff, Osama has a double life as a star of dubious Hong Kong action movies, Dasher Deegan has a fine international reputation as a painter, and it's amazingly possible to buy Birdy on the Net!!

More revelations later!