Bob Marley, Vivian Richards, Steve Bucknor, Chickpeas and rice, Dwight Yorke, Sir Arthur Lewis, Tony Cozier, Clive Lloyd, Jambalaya, Lance Gibbs, Gravy the transvestite, Joel Garner, Rum Punch, Trevor McDonald, Sir Garfield St Aubrun "Gary" Sobers, BRIAN LARA - you boys took a HELL of a beating!!!

Did anyone see that coming? Forget Caddick's demolition job in 2000, this was true payback for years and years of suffering at the hands of the Windies. Never mind that they're understrength and slumping, who gives a monkeys? This was England's finest hour in recent times, and long may this new breed continue to develop. In Jones and Harmison we now have two genuine pace spearheads who can terrorise batsmen for the next decade.

Osama and Dickie ... thought you'd have been on already ... !!!