FOR SALE

Upright urinal together with microphone, stand and amplifier.

Couldn't resist.
The old ones are the best!!

Seriously, a colleague of mine has 1 ticket for the MANCHESTOH DERBY (14th March- midday kickoff -City of Manchester Stadium). Ticket is in the Man City seats (probably the 'Bell End').
He will sell to a genuine City fan or neutral for face value @ £25.

If anyone wants it, first to blog will get it.