Clive, Matt, Nelly, Nick: Just about still married - Denise didn't understand my line of arguement - "But I'm back earlier than normal!" - probably because at 9.05pm I'd been drinking for 7hrs in an area with no mobile signal! Always know there's a bit of trouble ahead when there's a note hanging out of the letterbox instructing me to fcuk myself and not to bother about me kids - they hate me too!
Anyone would think it was her birthday (oops!).