Thursday, July 15

Reminder to all committee members that there's a meeting tonight at the Dungeon, 8pm. Matters on the agenda will include how to get our own back on Mr Ainscoe, the recklessness in giving Osama all our cash when he has an upcoming stag do, a discussion on when young Jedi will turn to the dark side (it'll probably be evident when we catch him in the throes of heavy breathing), a measurement of just how far Craig Ralph hit Scunners last ball on Saturday, and the quality of Big Bird's rallying call below.