COTTERS IS THE BEST

Does everyone agree, that cotters is the finest blend of opening pace bowling and guttsy "slogging" and stroke play that has ever graced crompton meadows. His batting- well i could just sit back and watch that kluesner - esque striker of the ball all day. As for quality pace bowling - a few more inches and some slight skin discolouration and i could mistake him for the great Curtley himself. Cotters, i salute you.
If you are reading this matt, then could you let me know if you are available for scoring on sunday - pint included!

If you are not available or just can't be arsed, then i retract everything above!