Hot totty?

Clive just got your email.....Hot Totty, is that what we're gonna be called for the twenty/20 comp? who's idea was that? i'm sure there has to be a better name! And are hot totty going to be dressing up? maybe something bright and flared or with flames going up the leg.
Perhaps a 70's disco on the square after the match.....all aboard the LOVE TRAIN!