Wednesday, September 21

Huff and puff

Forget all this mindless banter, can we cut to a more pressing issue - can we put a limiter on the number of miles that have to be run in pursuit of Young Jedi? He doesn't tire and he runs about like a bloomin headless chicken from first minute to last. I realise the issue here is that we're not as fit as he is, but DAMMIT we are older and should be treated with some respect!! I think he needs to be issued with a tracking device and the rest of us with some artificial limbs that keep us going!