who could possibly forget...

The Lord Flasheart!!! (Blackadder II)
"She's got a tongue like an eel and likes the taste of a man's tonsils"

I shall, unfortunately, be unavailable for anything this weekend.
Indeed, I have texted Scott to withdraw from footy this week as my heel (where I heroically stopped a ball at Robbies t'other week - waste of time that was - should have let it go for 4 like I usually do) is bloody killing after last weeks effort and it's a job trying to keep my weight off of it.