The ultimate club make over!

i've just been flickin' through Wisden cricketer mag and there is a competition for your club to receive a make over. this includes practise facilities such as an artificial pitch and bowling machine, also kit from slazenger and coaching from one of the sky sports commentors (bumble knowin' our luck!!).
anyway, what they need from us is a 400 word account of why we need help to improve our club, on and off the field.
any volunteers?