Thursday, May 25

Clive's birthday

WARNING!!!!!!!
Anyone going to Clive's birthday party should in no way accept an egg mayo or (especially) coronation chicken sandwich. They aree likely to have been mae with the weekend's leftovers from unmade teas which expired on 24th May and will be both toxic and highly volatile (in a very Dan Brown anti-matter way).

...looking forward to hearing about the banter with RCC on Sunday...will anyone actually talk to each other or will players be texting and phoning on the pitch, or just saving it up for when they can get home and blog their insults from the safety of their living rooms. The newsletter is dead....talk is cheap...long live the internet...