I have just spotted this most excellent story which will definitely be of interest to all those with flatulence issues. We won't mention Dickie P at this point. Get it under control!

Regarding Clifford's dilemma, there is no way of stopping them short of electrifying the fencing around the square. I quite agree that putting leaflets through will only encourage them but at least you can point to them having been warned. CDO, this hearkens back to the point we made about sightscreens - even if we chain them up, they'll only get vandalised or graffitied on. It's a sad state of affairs when you can't even protect your own property but sadly there are too many juvenile delinquents about these days ...