Desperate?

Smifffffffffffffffffy i guess by the previous remarks this is a desperate last mintue appeal for a scorer, that you are not sure on someones availablity, and hope cotters could stand in last mintue or you've had a dinner time pint or six, lets face it you gonna need something to take away the taste from all that arse lickin'?
Is none of your friends at rainbow available......... i could just see zippy and george scoring together!